Horny Bargirls Forums Community Blog List http://hornybargirls.com/forums/index.php?autocom=blog Community Blog List Syndication Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:25:40 -0500 vicrolfe@yahoo.co.uk (Horny Bargirls Forums) IP.Blog 60 <![CDATA[smb's Blog - Horny Amazonia freelance bargirls]]>



Jamaica and Ash - Amazonia, Ermita Manila bargirls


I met the lovely Jamaica and her friend Ash in the Amazonia bar in Ermita, Manila. As usual, they were trying to tap me up for some money and I said, "Sure! As long as you give me something in return..." I was quite surprised when they readily agreed to a nude photo shoot, with the pictures to be published on one of my websites. The girls were as good as gold - getting their kit off and getting straight down to business as soon as we entered one of the Amazonia bar's short time rooms. I guess they just wanted to get on with it so that they could get back downstairs as soon as possible and start looking for their next customers?

We hadn't talked about shagging and the fee discussed was purely for a photo shoot. I didn't even have time to get my dick out before the business in hand, (no pun intended!!) was over. But looking at these pictures now, I really can't understand why I didn't just don a condom and give the pair of them a good fucking?!!

You can see the rest of the photo set on the Forums > Gallery at:
Horny Bargirls Forums > Gallery > Members Albums - publicly viewable > Naked, horny bargirls > Flipina bargirls showing all!

]]> Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:22:00 -0500 <![CDATA[smb's Blog - Hey Meester! Why you lonely?]]>
'Just been sitting outside my hotel, (having managed to lock myself out from the fire escape,) testing a 17 year-old cigar - well, half of a 17 year-old cigar - that Gerald, my Irish boxing friend at Red Garter asked me to test-out for him...

I am only able to meet my fingers with the correct keys on my laptop at this time of the morning because, well, between a couple of sweeties from Red Garter and a particularly nice young lady from the Gold Coast bar, (also in Mabini, Street, Ermita - up near U.N. Avenue...) let's just say that my wallet has taken a good punching; I am sitting out a typhoon in Manila and my balls have been emptied good for a month or more!

Oh! I almost forgot to mention the lovely Mhae and her good fried, Jane in dispatches... Two wonderful girls...!!



Mhae and Jane


So, in short, I was just looking for a few night-caps and a reasonably quiet night.

In fact, I had the requisite number of cold San Miguel Beers, (pale pilsen, ice cold, in bottles, of course!) First stop was Gold Coast, just to say hello to the young lady who done a good job of completely tiring me-out last night - together with her friend from Red Garter. (Wow! Two totally bi-sexual Filipinas and no acting! Man... When I got out of the shower, they were going at each other good style! Enough said...) happy.gif

Had a few very pleasant cold ones around Red Garter, lively and bopping as ever; typhoon aftermath and floods everywhere not withstanding. Thought I'd been around a bit was kind of shocked when one of the girls told me that a black gentleman was trying to bar fine ONE of the girls. No problem with that, except that the deal he was after was ONE girl between him and TWO others of his mates? Not surprisingly, the girls were very slow in coming across. Several of them sneaked-off upstairs as it was nearly closing time anyway. And the black guy ended up having to take out three girls, as in one each for him and his two mates...

Anyway, on the way back to the hotel - just a short walk around a block and a half, I was struck by the lack of pimps, pushers, beggars and queers. I almost got to thinking that there should be a typhoon in the Philippines every day of the week! Selfish, selfish me... I tried to banish all such thoughts from my head.

Well. Having managed to lock the fire escape door behind me - (cigar smoking in a decent hotel room is NOT polite!) - I found myself sitting in a small garden outside the main entrance; just finishing-off Gerald's half a stogy and generally chilling-out nicely.

I was quite amused by the antics of three drunken young Filipinos who seemed to have fallen in-love with each-other. And generally passing the time with people-watching... mainly customers at the cheap burger stall across the road.

Then... Here comes this rather attractive looking young lady, hanging around the burger stall without actually ordering anything. Well, like I said, it was my night off from the chicks but, then again, I am never one to pass-up the opportunity for a cheap perv! She looked good and, to tell the truth, I was quite hard-pressed to make out whether she was a reasonably fair-looking Filipina - or a Baklat... (Filipino ladyboy!) A short while later, my suspicions were confirmed when this really ugly old transvestite, looking like some old dike came mincing up to the burger stall and immediately entered into conversation with the other "girl." Needless to say, it wasn't long before the ugly old dike spotted what "she" thought was going to be her meat for the next 10 minutes, sitting and puffing away on Gerald's half a stogy.

I've long learned that in the Philippines, when hustlers are hustling you, it is best to avoid eye contact. So I gave this old fag an irritated brush-off with a gesture of my fingers - only to be met with a very assertive "Hey Meester! Why you lonely?"

Wot? Me? Lonely? I was only enjoying a quiet cigar and the peace that only comes after a tropical storm, here in Manila.

Pictures of Cassandra, Leni and Nicole coming soon. (If only they will allow me to publish them!) smile.gif

Cheers! drinks.gif]]> Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:09:00 -0500 <![CDATA[smb's Blog - Warm girls in Manila and cold Guinness in Liverpool]]>
Originally published in my blog at chiXoclock.com, February 28, 2008:




The very kissable lips of a beautiful young Filipina lady; the lovely Teresa from Red Garter Bar in Ermita, Manila



Jhoan; one of the gorgeous Pinay sexy dancers at Y'Z Bar in Olongapo


I'm off to colder climes for a bit. Unfortunately, I need to do some work in order to earn some more beer and shagging tokens...

As regards to the happy spending... I believe the Guinness in Liverpool is second only to that in Ireland. If this proves to be correct, I will be doing my best to consume the greater part of one of their small coastal tanker's worth of the stuff, whilst I am over there!

However, I have just spent a very pleasant last night in Manila, feeling some firm, young Filipina breasts in a bar with very cheap and very cold smb. I might just give the Liverpool hookers a miss this time?!!...

By the way, record should be made of one recent first... (In Manila, of course!) I am almost 50 years old and I have been married twice. Both of my wives gave excellent head, (not at the same time, you understand?!) But neither of them allowed me to come in their mouths. I just thought that was normal. I mean, even in most porn movies, you normally only see the guy come all over the bird's face? Anyway, on a recent "date" with one of the Manila bar girls, I found that her sucking was just a bit too good and I really couldn't hold back any longer. That soft tongue of hers and gentle sucking, combined with wonderful delecate but pretty fast movement of her fingers was just a little too much! On warning her about this rather pleasant situation, she told me, "It's OK. Just carry on!"

I haven't had a cataclysmic come like that for years. I swear, if the girl in question had swallowed the lot, I would have dragged her off and married her the very next day!]]> Sat, 31 May 2008 14:13:00 -0500 <![CDATA[smb's Blog - Haina and the Red Garter Bar in Ermita, Manila]]> Originally published in my blog at chiXoclock.com, October 30, 2007:

Another lovely young lady, this one - and she is currently the star attraction at the Red Garter bar in Ermita, Manila!


Haina - Beautiful, Young Pinay at the Red Garter Bar


Photo taken at the Red Garter bar in Mabini Street - (right up near the corner with U.N. Avenue) Ermita, Manila, Philippines - October, 2007

I'd like to recommend the Red Garter to anyone who likes cold beer and warm, friendly girls!!...
Only 50 Pesos for a bottle of COLD San Miguel Pale Pilsen ("smb") and about 120 pesos for a "ladies drink."
There is live music most nights. The girls are all very pleasant - and they don't hassle you (too much!) for "ladies drinks..."

You could also check out the following link, for some more, up-to-date info on Ermita, Manila bars:

hornybargirls.com Forums > Interactive forums > Out and about > Emita, Manila bars, the good, the bad and the ugly!

]]> Sat, 31 May 2008 14:10:00 -0500 <![CDATA[smb's Blog - Y'Z Bar, in Olongapo]]> Originally published in my blog at chiXoclock.com on October 30, 2007:

I recently made a short (overnight,) trip to Olongapo, to watch the lovely Danna do her starlet turn on one of the bar's special nights.




Sexy Olongapo Filipina Bargirl - The lovely Danna from Y'Z Bar in Gordon avenue




Sexy Olongapo Pinay Bargirl - The lovely Danna from Y'Z Bar in Gordon avenue


Danna is one of the best little dancers I have ever had the pleasure of meeting! You really need to see her moving her sexy Filipina ass on stage to appreciate just how good she is!!!!!
Seen here at Y'Z (pronounced "Wize") in Gordon Avenue, Olongapo, Philippines - August, 2007.
Y'Z is THE place place in Olongapo if you want to see a spectacular floor show with the best dancing and sexiest, most beautiful girls in town!

Well worth the taxi-fare up from Manila - and dying for a piss most of the way back on the bus, in the early morning the following day!]]> Sat, 31 May 2008 14:00:00 -0500 <![CDATA[smb's Blog - Wise bargirls and soft old gits - (like me!)]]> First published as "I wasn't born yesterday, you know!" in my blog at chiXoclock.com:

Rules are made to be broken. And good advice should always be discarded.

That is why nobody bothers with red lights at traffic junctions in the Philippines. And I always ignore my own advice - about not supporting Filipina bar girls in the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed…

I am talking, of course, about the habit of soft-hearted, silly old foreign gits, (like me!) - and their propensity to believe every single girl in town, night after night; when they come out with the same old storey about: Oh? How frightened they are to ride home in a jeepney in the small hours of the morning. (Never mind the fact that they ALL have the option of staying where they are until 6:00am - when the sun is already beating down; the whole country is in FULL swing and “hold-appers” are very few and far between!?!!) Meaning to say, of course, that you are supposed to give them money for a taxi fare - even though you have absolutely NO intention of fucking them! I mean… Even if you could possibly still “get it up” after ten or twelve bottles of smb; the expense of a bar fine and - and no small amount of your measly ex-pat’s subsistence, (read “beer” money!) allowance in a so-called “tip” - would definitely NOT meet with your budget for the night.

It must be something of the father in us. You know… Hell! We’ve all got a long list of ex-wives and still dearly loved kids all around the world.

Oh come on! Do I really have to list all the other “diskarte” tricks and ploys that these lovely young girls use, night after night, on silly old buggers like me?

I’m hungry! (Always said whilst rubbing the stomach with a motion of ever decreasing little circles.) Read: “Whilst you may not have had anything more than a peanut butter sandwich before you left home - and a tiny, (I mean TINY - they always cost 10 pesos but with inflation, they get smaller and smaller!) packet of peanuts on the bus into town - for the whole day; I have not eaten in the last twenty minutes. NOW BUY ME FOOD! Preferably a big pizza or something nice from Jollibee!”

Give me load - so that I can text you! (Even though the one thing you NEVER do in your busy ex-pat’s day is waste precious drinking time on TEXTING!?!! Up-loading porn to one the many websites that you are trying to finance your drinking habits with? Yes! Sure! But TEXTING??? …NEVER!!!!!)

Wala kaming kostomer. Ilan mga gabi na! (We haven’t had a single customer for several nights in a row. - Meaning: Can you pay my electricity bill and my room rent for me? Next thing, Roger, the manager, is asking you if you can move along a bit - just to make way for the visiting rugby team that has just moved into town and needs refreshment and other things that rugby players need!)

Nauuhaw ako! (I’m thirsty. And DON’T take the piss by offering me a glass of water. I want a “ladies drink!”)

Horny na ako! (But my husband won’t mind - just as long as I come home with some milk powder for our baby; cigarettes and Red Horse beer for him - and his “pang sabong” betting money for the local cock-fight!)

The list goes on... And on and on! But you get the picture.

Once, I even tried to explain to one of the girls in the Red Garter that having basically fucked-up my life - (two divorces. Having bought and lost two houses and just about all my savings to two wives. Kids all around the world… Some of whom might actually even be mine! Spent half of my life working my arse off and the other half pissing it up in bars - not to mention falling for every hard luck plea of every gorgeous little bar girl that I have ever met along the way) - after, thirty three years of working at sea, I actually have the grand total of 15,000 pesos (about US$ 300.00) in the bank, in life savings - and I intend to keep it there!

This is the good bit though… Get this!

The girl, (in her very early twenties,) turned around to me with a tired and very worldly-warn and knowing expression - and told me, in perfect English:

“Come on! I wasn’t born yesterday!”]]> Sat, 31 May 2008 13:55:00 -0500 <![CDATA[smb's Blog - From smb's blog at chiXoclock.com]]>
September 23, 2006:


Duan - Sexy, very beautiful young Thai girl, working schoolgirl student!

OK, so Duan was already 18 years old, when I met her - but she did tell me she was working in the Apache Bar on Soy Cowboy, (Soy 21, Sukhumvit,) in Bangkok, just to finance the completion of her high school education... I just wish I could have seen her in her school uniform skirt and white panties!


I have to say, the more I see of Thai girls, the more I love them! They are a little more expensive than your average Filipina bar girl but, in my experience, they give FAR-FAR better value for money! (Duan is one of the horniest little lovelies that I have ever met - ANYWHERE!)

Another thing that I like about Thai girls in general is that, unlike your average Filipina, they don't hassle you for extra money for cell-phones, load, extra tips, money for their birthday - or to pay for their electricity bill, the rent, their mother's hospital bill, whatever... etc., etc., etc... With Thai girls, you have to agree on a price before you take them out of the bar but, as long as you stick to the agreement, when it comes time to pay them their hard-earned money, they just smile sweetly, give a little "wai" and say thank you!

So refreshing! smile.gif



May 29, 2006:

Right... That's it! No more unprotected sex.

Before I go any further with this, I'd just like to mention that the following storey has absolutely nothing to do with the lovely Josephine, below. I never even made love to her - just a nice hug and a quick play with those amazing tits of hers!!! tease.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif

I went for a check up at the dose clinic today. Not realy bothered about anything in particular but I just wanted to make sure that I had no low-level infections or anything before I have to present myself for the full medical that I am required to take every two years, as a seaman...

Obviously, while I was there, I just thought I might as well get tested for HIV and Hepatitis B.

Fine. Untill...

When I went back after a few hours for my results, the nurse gave me a REAL fright! In a very low, serious tone of voice she said: Hepa, (at this point my heart sank...) Then in an equally low, serious tone of voice she said HIV.

Eeeek!!!!! blink.gif shok.gif


My heart didn't miss a beat. I swear it froze solid for a full two seconds
until the silly woman added...

"wala." (Tagalog for nothing.)

And the reason for the low, serious tone of voice... Well, you don't really want to hear about it. Suffice it to say that my consumption of San Miguel Beer will have to take a serious knocking back for a full seven days. (It ain't gonna stop completely. No way! I'll just have to increase the dose of the antibiotics to compensate for the negating effects of the alcohol...)

And I WON'T be taking any more chances fucking without a condom. At least, not until I get a steady girl friend and we both get tested negative for HIV and all other kinds of nasty bugs.



Apr 30, 2006:

Here she is!


Josephine - A Beautiful, Young Filipina - Very Proud of her big ALL NATURAL tits!!


Such a sweet girl - and such lovely, massive, firm breasts!! I've known Josephine for over a year now and I have to say, she has really blossomed lately! wub.gif
Fresh back in Manila, after 8 months in her home town in General Santos City, Mindanao it was good to see her again!! smile.gif wink.gif air_kiss.gif

Unfortunately, when I took these latest pictures, I had a really bad hang-over and I didn't realise she'd got her eyes closed in most of them! (As usual, three girls insisted on having a whole barrel of beer - and then sat back and let me drink most of it myself. drinks.gif One of these days I'm going to get my jump in first - THEN get pissed!) Anyway, I'll try to get some better shots of this gorgeous girl for you next time...



Apr 21, 2006:

Ok. Filipina girls are forgiven - for the time-being at least! wink.gif

A cute, sexy little honey called May from L.A. Cafe in M.H. Del Pilar Street, Ermita, Manila was kind enough to give me some of her time. (She was an excellent investment!!) acute.gif

She claims to be 21 years old, although she is very petite and a little baby-faced. She also has two kids - so I am definitely not the first..!!!

Here she is playing with her cell-phone - pretending to be texting all her mates, even if she's got no "load!"


The lovely Mhae!


If you would like to get in contact with this gorgeous Pinay lady, you can
view Mhae's profile page on the hornybargirls.com forums!
]]> Sat, 31 May 2008 13:44:00 -0500 <![CDATA[smb's Blog - First post]]> until now, that is!

Anyway, here it is. I just thought that HBG would be a better place for me to record some of my more pleasant nights - (and, in some cases, days!) out "on the town."

Until now, I have posted a few occasional ramblings on this subject on one of my other blogs (at chiXoclock.com) - but, since COC is more of a commercial site anyway, I have decided to use that blog for posting write-ups on some of my favorite porn babes and pay-sites. Needless to say, everything I write there from now on will be laced with loads links - all unashamedly containing my referral codes for various sites that I promote as an affiliate.

So, just for the sake of completeness... now begins the task of copying all my entries over from my old blog at COC...

By the way, any member of HBG that fancies having a go at their own blog, is more than welcome to start one here.

Have fun - and happy blogging! smile.gif]]> Fri, 30 May 2008 21:41:00 -0500