FUCK the Firehouse!
I have always had a bit of a soft spot for the place - even though I am NOT a regular customer...
The Firehouse goes back in Manila, almost as long as I do! (And that is saying something...)
Although I was never able to visit the original Firehouse in Del Pilar Street, Ermita, Manila, (on the corner of Santa Monica,) I often hear storeys about the place from my fellow shipmates. (The company that I work for used to have a cable repair ship, called c.s. "Cable Enterprise," based in Manila...)
After the Firehouse moved to the EDSA Entertainment Complex in Pasay, the old building in Del Pilar Street became the Hotel La Roma - with the bar downstairs becoming the Trattoria la Vechia Italian Restaurant. I stayed in La Roma Hotel on many occasians... every time my crazy Filipina bar girl wife kicked me out of the house that I had paid for with my own hard-earned cash. (Another storey, tha one...)
After Hotel La Roma went bankrupt and I moved home, (permanently, by then,) to Hotel la Corona, the place laid derelict for a couple of years, untill it became what is now the Amazonia Hotel and Bar
Amazonia, I can highly recommend.
Firehouse? I'm afraid I can not!
I was there, on the piss from 7pm to about 3:30am the other week. I bought a shed-load of ladies drinks, had a whale of a time - and spent a good slice of my monthly salary in one night. Fair enough, nobody forced me to pay over 300 pesos for a "ladies drink" and, to be fair, some of the totty was top class. And never mind the fact that the one I really liked preferred Japanese and Korean men.
It's a free world, right!?!!
But what really pissed me off is when I went back for a revisit earlier on tonight, I was refused entry because, as usual - and as per last time - I had a compact camera on my belt. Well, some stupid fucking guard with an AK 47 (or whatever!) explained to me that picture taking was not allowed, I explained to him, very politely, that I was aware of the house rules and I had no intention of using said BUWISIT camera. I was told to hand in my camera - or FUCK OFF (basically.) So I decided to FUCK OFF!
No way was I going to submit to interrogation by armed guards and have the law layed down to me over a stupid camera - just for the PRIVIELAGE of being ALLOWED entry into the holly ground of the EDSA International Entertainment Complex. And what REALLY PISSES me off sometimes with this country is that you get these assholes ALL THE TIME. I mean, a cellphone with a camera. No problem! But an actual CAMERA camera! Wow! What a big fucking deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I took a short bus ride (23 pesos, or about 50 cents, US) and, half an hour later, I was drinking San Miguel Beer in the good old Diamond Dust on the Aguinaldo Hi-way, just South of Imus Cavite. It's a bit of a dump but the beer is cheap and the girls are VERY friendly!
Stuff the Firehouse!
Next time I want to waste some of my precious time and money on some top class Filipina totty, I am off to Air force One in Paranaque.
Never been there yet but I'll let you know what I think of the place after I have managed to pay them a visit!

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