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Donkey Doodle


When Bob first noticed that his penis was growing larger
and staying erect longer, he was as delighted - as was his wife!

But after several weeks, his penis had grown fifty centimeters.

Bob became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist, Dr Fred .

After an initial examination, Dr Fred explained to the couple that Bob had a rare condition, called "Donkey Doodle" - but it could be fixed through corrective surgery.

'How long will Bob be on crutches?' the wife asked anxiously.
'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor Fred.


'Well,' said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?"

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SEX...!

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.
I can't remember which one I chose...?

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings.'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop'
- unless, of course, they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it is lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14... A newly married couple were quite happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, your job sucks - and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives.


--
Peter M Robinson